"The Slowest Two Minutes in Sports"
The Diaper Derby is a cutthroat competition among 30 future triathletes as they crawl 10 feet past flashing cameras and smiling spectators. Any strategy can be used: parents can wave stuffed animals, cell phones or keys to entice the diaper-clad youngsters to cross the finish line.
Registration for the 2014 Diaper Derby opens June 2014. In order to be eligible, your little guy or girl must wear a race provided onesie. All standing and walking will lead to disqualification.