Diaper Derby
The slowest two minutes in sports

Start ’em out young! Bring your diaper-clad youngster to go for the gold.

The Diaper Derby is a cutthroat competition among 30 future triathletes as they crawl 10 feet past flashing cameras and smiling spectators. Any strategy can be used: parents can wave stuffed animals, cell phones or keys to entice the diaper-clad youngsters to cross the finish line.

In order to be eligible, your little guy or girl must wear the race outfit provided you at check-in. All standing and walking will lead to disqualification.


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